The mystic order of the Insulinati
Being on the mHealth tour, we of course are in the middle of a very selected diabetics, who have proven sucessfully that they are able to handle the challenges of endless long flats and steep climbs on the bike, wind, cold, heat, and tolerating company of any kind. They are connected in many ways to individuals and groups globally, THe mHealth tour has English, Swiss, Austrian, Israeli, Belgian, Australian riders, one even flew in from Dubai. I sure have forgotten a few nations, alas.
This highly active crowd can provide insights that we common earthly citizens typically never will get. Let me introduce you to one of the deeper secrets of the diabetes community, the order of the Pancreati, known to later generations as the Insulinati.
The actual origin of the order goes back thousands of years and is lost in time. It is suspected that Aretaios who was among the first to describe diabetes, was a member of the order. He however never gained access to the inner circle and therefore his knowledge only resembles the outer layer of all wisdom available. Over the centuries the order shared minor parts of its knowledge with selected induviduals from science and society. Rumours go that among the main leaders of pharmaceutic companies many have exceptional support from branches of the Insulinati.
The order is lead by His Highness, the Holder of the Syringe. The picture shows the current Holder, carring in his hand the insignia of his office. It is one of his duties to assure that new members of the order are taught the essential basic skills of the syringe, together with the weight balance and the blood pressure monitor and other artefacts of the order.

There are three ways to be elected into the order:
The inner circle is constituted of trustworthy members of The First Grade. There is no way to qualify for First Grade. This potential is given to the members by birth and remains with the member lifelong. Only members of the First Grade will be able to achieve the full wisdom of the order by years of study and ruthless training. This is not a question of motivation and determination alone. It is not known to us how members acquire their powers, we only know that genetics may play a role.
Slightly below the First Grade members in hierarchy, an increasing number of members of the Second Grade stream into the order. This is where determination pays off and active participation will destinct candidates from their fellows. In order to qualify for Second Grade candidates need to engage in a yearlong initiation, involving gigantic mals, active avoidance of bodily exercise and the explicit consumation of sugar and carbohydrates in all forms and times of the day. Although this path may seem long, steep and stony, rising number of candidates have entered the order over the last decades,
Members of the third kind, the "Lesser Grade" so far had no opportunity to prove their talent for the upper grades. Those who show talent and determination may eventually qualify for Second Grade.
Apart of these basic facts not much has emerged out of the order. It is suspected that the transformation of the Pancreati to the Insulinati occurred about 60-90 years ago, probably connected to the conception of the idea of "Insulin". The evidence available shows that Insulin only became publicly known as one of the members of the order pinned the formulas onto the the black board of the order using a syringe needle on a fateful day, when the safe fell shut in the absence of the Holder of the Sringe. In that situation the elder of the order accidentally handed over the formulas to the Holder of the Teststrip one day, who did not fully understand the occasion.
We do not know the current members of the order, however we will continue to watch as more and more information on the order becomes available.